Bears vs Babies

2017 | Animals | Card Game | Comic Book / Strip | Humor

Bears vs Babies is a card game where you build handsome, incredible monsters who go to war with horrible, awful babies.

It was created by the same people who made Exploding Kittens: Elan Lee (Xbox, ARGs) and Matthew Inman (The Oatmeal). The game takes a few minutes to learn, it's kid-friendly, and each round takes about 20 minutes to play.



No. of Players 2-5
Playing Time 15 min
Age 7+
Mechanics Card Drafting, Hand Management, Player Elimination, Set Collection, Take That
Designer Matthew Inman, Elan Lee
Artist Matthew Inman
Publisher (Self-Published)

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Added this item on Mar 6, 2018

Bears vs Babies Reviews & Ratings (25)
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Tony (1076 KP) rated

Jul 22, 2020  
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
2017 | Animals, Card Game, Comic Book / Strip, Humor
Quick to learn (4 more)
Furry box!
Short set of rules
Good for friends new to games
Art works great
Too basic for some (1 more)
Quick games so not one for a whole evening
Settling that age old question of who would win
Ever wanted to created freakish monstrosities of bears to defeat an army of mutant babies then this games for you! A fun little game that you can pick up and play, it's quick to learn so fine to play with people who haven't played it before. If you like The Oatmeal comics you'll love the artwork very childish but funny and it comes in a furry box so what more could you want!
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Mo (66 KP) rated

Jul 25, 2018  
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
2017 | Animals, Card Game, Comic Book / Strip, Humor
cool concept (2 more)
lovely art
fun game to start out
game outcome can be predicted early on (1 more)
Games get tedious when you have played a couple of times.
I loved this game when it first came out, it really reminded me of munchkin. Unfortunately it shares the same flaw as munchkin, the games get very tedious when you know what you are doing, and the game is predictable from very close to the start. I would recommend this if you constantly are playing with new people, but if you play in a regular group give it a miss.
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Crystal (148 KP) rated

Jul 7, 2018  
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
2017 | Animals, Card Game, Comic Book / Strip, Humor
This game is... okay
You strategically build a monster to attack a baby army. The kids (ages 9 and 12) love it, but I found it pretty boring. Maybe getting the nsfw deck would make it more interesting for adults? It just didn't hold my interest.
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mmb02191 (81 KP) rated

May 29, 2018  
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
2017 | Animals, Card Game, Comic Book / Strip, Humor
Fun group game (1 more)
Funny images/names
Repetitive (1 more)
Doesn't hold attention for long
Good but repetitive
It's a cute and fun game to play with friends. However, you can't really play it for too long or too often, or it will get very boring.
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The Marinated Meeple (1853 KP) Jul 27, 2018

Good to know... if you post any more reviews of board games let me know I have kudos to give boardgamers.
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Akward (448 KP) rated

May 24, 2018 (Updated May 27, 2018)  
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
2017 | Animals, Card Game, Comic Book / Strip, Humor
After the success of Exploding Kittens, we had high hopes for this game. It is the worst card game that we have played, and wouldn't even be worth $10, let alone $30.


The game could be so much more, if it didn't feature artwork that was inappropriate for children. It is the type of game that children could play for hours, but adults will be bored in the second game.
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RPGMP3 (211 KP) rated

Apr 20, 2018  
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
2017 | Animals, Card Game, Comic Book / Strip, Humor
Cool Idea (1 more)
Monsters Eating Babies
Can Get Frustrating (1 more)
Winner Is Usually Obvious Very Early
You Get To Build Monsters (And Eat Babies)
I Kickstartered this game when it was released despite not really loving Exploding Kittens beyond the art and the concept. The large draw was that I did not have any other game in my collection that I could pet and stroke when I was stressed and who doesn't like building monsters?

To be honest, this is a decent game with some strategy elements. The main issue is that the winner generally becomes evident early on in the game when they take a large number of points and wipe out everyone else's monsters and it become difficult for everyone else to catch up if the leader plays to obstruct.

The art is cute and sometimes rather disturbing, especially in the NSFW expansion (which should certainly not be used with kids at the table unless you want some deep and terrible conversations about schlongs). The monsters you make are funny and you can get a little attached to them. Sadly, that is a bad strategy as they can be wiped out in the Baby War at any point when someone provokes one of the baby armies and they kill everyone.

One of the biggest frustrations with this game is that sometimes you get to a point where you have nothing but legs and nothing else. All you want is a head or a cool body to attach all your legs to. You don't want to waste a turn diving in the discard for a head so you keep drawing more legs until you can hardly hold all your cards. At the end of the game you realize the Dave has all the heads and you hate him. Screw you, Dave!

Overall, its OK, You won't play it all the time, but it can be fun with a beer in the right crowd.
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Paul Bubbenmoyer (6 KP) rated

Nov 16, 2018  
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
2017 | Animals, Card Game, Comic Book / Strip, Humor
It's a good game to play with friends. Definitely a relaxing game and easy to figure out the rules. (0 more)
Can become repetitive (0 more)
Good game to play with friends
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Margaret A. Young (1 KP) rated

Nov 3, 2018 (Updated Nov 3, 2018)  
Bears vs Babies
Bears vs Babies
2017 | Animals, Card Game, Comic Book / Strip, Humor
Fun family or party game. (1 more)
Perfect for teens
A bit expensive for a card game, but it is unique and enjoyable. (0 more)
Beasts vs Babies
Although my sons are known for loving their tech, we find table top games a great way to connect as a family. We really enjoy family game nights,but I have also been surprised by how much time my teen age son spends playing table top games when his friends come to visit. Everyone who comes to visit seems to love our game collection and they usually spend more time with card and board games than computers and gaming consoles.

We bought Bears vs. Babies because my sons loved Exploding Kittens which was created by the same people. While being a completely different game, I think this would appeal to anyone who enjoyed Exploding Kittens.

Bears vs Babies comes packaged in a sturdy box which is covered with fake fur. Although this is attractive, we bought a separate case for travel as the box it comes in is a bit bulky for camping and scouting trips, does not lock closed and the fur would get dirty quite easily. However, if you simply want it to keep it on a shelf it is fine, and the unique box does seem nice for a gift item.

Inside the box is the deck of cards, a rule book, another book of frequently asked questions, which I fact contains more rules, and a cloth playing mat. The frequently asked questions book says that you don't need to read it, but you really do. It shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes to read both, so do yourself a favour and have a quick read before starting the game.

This game has been played by my sons and their friends, ranging in ages from 8 - 13. This game is recommended for ages 10+, but I think it could be played with children as young as six with minor assistance, and my youngest was 9 when we got this.

Although the game is called Bears vs Babies, there is really only one bear unless you count a water bear, which isn't a bear at all. I think Beasts vs Babies would be a more accurate name. Some of the beasts you can make include a Grizzly Bear, a Llama, a Velociraptor, a Manatee and an undead looking rabbit. Or at least you can create creatures which look like a sin against nature with these heads. You collect and play other cards to add a body, legs, arms and accessories to your monsters, trying to get as many points as possible. The monsters are pitted against babies whose also look like abominations, though this is clearly intentional.

Game play is pretty simple. You are allowed to actions per turn. So you can add parts to your monsters, play an action card, draw cards or provoke babies. Babies and monsters are divided into three categories, land, sea and air. When a baby is provoked, all the babies of that category attack all monsters of the same category on the table. The one with the most points wins.

As with any game, we add a few personal twists to it. Instead of just calling provoke to start a battle with babies, you can make each player come up with a unique way to provoke them... energy drink in the baby bottles, hide their teddy bears, and so on. Adding sound effects for the winning monster can add to the fun as well.

While I wouldn't say this is game that can keep children or teens entertained for hours, it is something that is chosen regularly, by both my own children and visitors. A round of the game can take perhaps 20 minutes and this is usually played once in a session before moving on to another game. To be fair, the boys do say they prefer Exploding Kittens, And Exploding Kittens does get played more frequently, but this is still a very welcome addition to our games collection and I am well pleased with our purchase.
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