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Dial M for Merde

2018 | Fiction & Poetry

Englishman Paul West has just received an offer he can't refuse: two weeks in the sun, all expenses paid, with a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday.

M, as Gloria likes to be known, is down south to report on caviar trafficking - but it soon becomes obvious that she's interested in something a lot more fishy than caviar.

Meanwhile Paul's best friend Elodie is marrying a French aristocrat, and Paul is asked to do the catering. Cooking for the French is a risky assignment at the best of times, but Paul, who is starting to feel a bit like James Bond, assures her that nothing can go wrong. Or can it?

As Paul is sexually harassed by an English hen party, picked on by French commandoes and arrested by excitable gendarmes, he realises that events are spiralling out of control.

And when he discovers that M's real target is France's biggest fish of all - the new President - and that he's coming to Elodie's wedding, Paul knows that the merde really is about to hit the fan ...



Published by Bantam Press

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ISBN 9780552773492
Language English

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Dial M for Merde
Stephen Clarke | 2018 | Fiction & Poetry
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Kind of suspenseful in a Clouseau way! (1 more)
Great witty sarcastic humour
In the south of France, Paul West has a licence to thrill..he's just received an offer he can't refuse..2 weeks in the sun with a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday
M, as Gloria likes to be called, is producing a report on caviar trafficking - but she's interested in something far more fishy than caviar..
When Paul's best friend Elodie enlists him to do the catering for her wedding..meet her crazy inlaws-to-be..and her ever spaced out fiancé Valery..events start spiralling out of control..the merde is really about to hit the fan
Gaffes, commandos, big fish!