First Fifteen

2016 | Fiction & Poetry

Percy suspects he is an alien agent on earth, a top spy from another planet, sent to Earth in the guise of a human schoolboy with learning difficulties, faulty circuitry and a huge penis. Oh, and a touch of autism. He's having a bit of trouble with his malfunctioning body, his hormones, and his girlfriend's over-amorous dog, while he observes and reports on the generally bizarre nature of his family, the teachers and assorted other examples of homo sapiens. Then there's all the stress over his Aston Martin and the supreme Scalextric. He has to worry about the philosophical theories of his favourite TV and comic characters, whilst surviving his education through masturbation and cheating. What with all this and learning about God and the universe, his first fifteen years on Earth are complicated, even with Control keeping an all-seeing eye on him.

David Sutton (Author)