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Deliver Us From Evil (Shaw Series)

David Baldacci

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Evan Waller is a monster. He has built a fortune from his willingness to buy and sell anything…and...

Her Last Holiday

C.L. Taylor

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You come to Soul Shrink to be healed. You don’t expect to die. Two years ago, Fran’s sister...

Plain Bad Heroines

Emily M. Danforth

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‘Brimming from start to finish with sly humour and gothic mischief’ SARAH WATERS ...

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Death Of North American Industry Suite: Ava Gardner's Bust, The - (featuring John Wallach/Nick Oliveri) (with John Wallach, Nick Oliveri) by Pavlov's Dog

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Come Away, Come Away Death - Amy Dickson, Aurora Orchestra, Nicholas Collon (with Amy Dickson, Aurora Orchestra, Nicholas Collon) by Aurora Orchestra / Nicholas Collon

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Awix (3310 KP) rated The Future (2011) in Movies

Apr 11, 2019

The Future (2011)

2011 | Comedy, Drama

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I am not usually much given to violent thoughts but I would be willing to head-butt everyone involved in this profoundly irritating piece of pretentious whimsy. A couple adopt Paw-Paw the cat, but realise this basically heralds the loss of their youth and impending deaths (no, really) so they set about exploring life to the fullest before the cat actually turns up. All manner of nonsense takes place, narrated by Paw-Paw the cat himself (voiced by July in a little yowly voice).

It is all done with a level of basic technical competency, but the film's total lack of self awareness (July genuinely seems to think she's making something profound, not completely absurd) makes it a fantastically annoying and frustrating experience. The cinematic experience of nails down a blackboard for an hour and a half.