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John Carter (2012)

7.1 (23 Ratings) Rate It

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When Civil War veteran John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) mysteriously awakes on the surface of Mars --...

fantasy scifi sciencefiction

Finding Nemo (2003)

8.5 (88 Ratings) Rate It

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Marlin (Albert Brooks), a clown fish, is overly cautious with his son, Nemo (Alexander Gould), who...

Real Steel (2011)

7.0 (20 Ratings) Rate It

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Charlie Kenton (Hugh Jackman) used to be a prizefighter but lost his chance to win a title when...

Cinderella (2015)

7.9 (37 Ratings) Rate It

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After her father unexpectedly dies, young Ella (Lily James) finds herself at the mercy of her cruel...

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)

8.6 (48 Ratings) Rate It

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The Muppets perform the classic Dickens holiday tale, with Kermit the Frog playing Bob Cratchit, the...

Herbie Goes Bananas (1980)

8.1 (7 Ratings) Rate It

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Pete (Stephen W. Burns) is excited when he learns he's inherited a car from his uncle. His...

Monkeys, Go Home! (1967)

8.0 (1 Ratings) Rate It

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Hank (Dean Jones) learns he is the heir to a crumbling French olive farm, so he packs his bags and...

LoganCrews (2861 KP) rated A Dairy Tale (2004) in Movies

Mar 12, 2021 (Updated Jul 4, 2021)

A Dairy Tale (2004)

2004 | Animation, Comedy, Family

1.0

(1 Ratings)

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Just as useless and spurned as the piece of shit movie it accompanies - but actually slightly better because the scrapbook animation is cuter and more effective in its pure cheapness, oddly enough. Plus it's only like three minutes long, unfortunately however it still features these unbearable comic relief side characters someone thought was a good idea to lump all into their own movie together. If Disney is going to keep re-doing their own tropes for decades to the point where the films become rendered into the equivalent of radio buzzing I'd much rather have them look like at least semi-decent corporate stank like 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 2 and 𝘖𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 than this type of bunk.