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LeftSideCut (3776 KP) rated Death on the Nile (2022) in Movies

Feb 15, 2022

To start with, there's only so much you can hate on an Agatha Christie adaption. The film could be torrid tripe, but there's still a particular brand of intrigue which always comes with one of her whodunits. This latest re-telling of Death on the Nile just about scrapes by, mainly thanks to its second half, and that aforementioned Christie narrative, but sadly, not much else.
There's glimpses of something good there. Kenneth Branagh can be hit or miss as far as I'm concerned. For every Belfast (soaringly wonderful) there's an Artemis Fowl (what I imagine a lobotomy feels like). This is somewhere in the middle. There are moments of promise sprinkled here and there, but they struggle to break through all the bloated hot air that is draped over everything.
All of the characters are ridiculous. I get that's part of it, but it just falls flat here. It's hard to enjoy comic relief when everyone is comic relief. Gal Gadot seems like she is half-arsing every line. Russell Brand feels jarringly out of place. I traditionally enjoy French & Saunders but they also feel alien in every scene they're in. I know this shouldn't really impact my view, but Armie Hammer look like he just wants to eat everyone he talks to. Even the usually reliable Annette Benning comes across completely disinterested. There's no chemistry anywhere, and it all just feels a bit odd. Branagh is pretty great as Poirot to his credit. He just about holds proceedings together along with Sophie Okonedo, and they both manage to inject some charisma when things become arduous, which is farily regularly.

A bit of a misfire then, but not a complete disaster. I can firmly file Death on the Nile under "films I don't really like, but would probably watch again if it was on TV, or maybe on Christmas day at my Mums house".

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Merissa (13086 KP) rated Evergreen Desires (Wildheart Chronicles #1) in Books

Aug 5, 2025

Evergreen Desires (Wildheart Chronicles #1)

Kelly Dee | 2025 | LGBTQ+, Paranormal, Romance

7.0

(1 Ratings)

Book Rating

EVERGREEN DESIRES is the first book in the Wildheart Chronicles and features Beau, a Sasquatch shifter who runs a Christmas tree and Cannabis farm, and Jake, on the run from his abusive ex. Throw in a corrupt politician, and it's all going on.

This is the first release by this author, and it definitely has potential! I loved the descriptions of Beau when he was in his other form, as well as the connection he has with the land. These two were perfectly paired, with neither of them willing to push past the other's boundaries, but also not being shy about stating that they wanted more.

There were a few things that irritated me though. The first was Jake's bank account and inheritance. His abusive ex drains them and nothing is done about it?! Seriously?! Jake tells us how he has nothing, but he won't even file a report to 'try' and get HIS money back? And the whole 'I'm breaking up with you for your own good, even though I love you' trope is never a good one. Some of the conversations between characters were repeated in different parts of the story. And the final thing is the sheer silliness of Beau and Jake not considering anyone would come to the farm, when they've got hard evidence that people have, and they have even spotted them before. The assumption that the farm is safe, when they know it's not, causes more than one problem!

A good debut novel by this author. I would definitely be interested in continuing with the series, both for the characters and also to see how her craft develops.

** Same worded review will appear elsewhere. **

* A copy of this book was provided to me with no requirements for a review. I voluntarily read this book; the comments here are my honest opinion. *

Merissa
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Aug 5, 2025