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ANZ goMoney New Zealand

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ANZ goMoney New Zealand makes it easy to keep track of your money, make secure payments to anyone...

Mobile B@nking

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Sucursala din buzunarul tau, cu zero costuri de administrare. Mobile Banking are o navigare...

Mina utgifter

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* Selected as the Best Finance App by Apple two years in a row * International bestseller and...

Scott Tostik (389 KP) rated Rites of Spring (2012) in Movies

Dec 29, 2019

Rites of Spring (2012)

2012 | Horror, Mystery

3.0

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Jeepers Creepers 4??? (0 more)

Kind of like... Well... A pile of shit, actually

Well... Once again I delved into the world of the WalMart bargain bin and came out with another masterpiece of shite. Thankfully you only pay 2-5 bucks for these... So Im only out the price of a pack of ZigZag's.. No biggie.
Rip-offs come and go... Most of the time I can sniff them out from the poster or cover art.
This film was misleading by art standards. And I had no idea what to expect.
Bad people rob a bank... Bad people need a place to hide... Bad people pick an old slaughterhouse type place not realizing that they have landed in the middle of feeding time for some ancient evil who keeps a farmers crops plentiful and his cows full of... Well... Cow stuff...
This year he caught a wiff of the bad folks and went asshole hunting... What follows is your basic JEEPERS CREEPERS type shit that left me unsatisfied and... Well, not wanting more.
To quote the paperboy in Better Off Dead...
"I want my 2 dollars!!!!"
Try it if you must... But, be warned... It will tear your anticipation apart....
Lol... See what i did there :)