The Post (2017)
Movie Watch
In the early 1970s, the journalists of the Washington Post attempt to publish the Pentagon Papers,...
Kay Graham Ben Bradlee Political thriller
Prison Break - Season 4
TV Season
The major storyline for the fourth season concerns a team recruited by Homeland Security agent Don...
LeftSideCut (3778 KP) rated Jonah Hex (2010) in Movies
Feb 28, 2021
- a lot of stuff happened before that title card that it's already incoherent
- wait, Michael Fassbender is in this?
- I can't see what's happening
- ah sweet, it's the dude from Mastodon.
- wait, Will Arnett is in this?
- Megan Fox really drew the short straw on a lot of her movie projects
- is that Michael Shannon!?
- ah sweet, it's the dude from John Wick.
- wait, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in this!?
- once again, couldn't see what the fuck was happening because of the piss poor lighting, but Jonah Hex is nearly dead again, apparently.
- Ah cool, here's a mid-runtime action heavy sequence, still can't tell what's happening.
- wait....nope, it's over.
Christ, this movie is a blurry mess that's impressively hard to follow considering its short runtime. I love the Jonah Hex comics, I tend to enjoy Josh Brolin and John Malkovich, how is this such a trainwreck?
That Mastodon soundtrack is badass though.
Moskva
Book
'Even better than Child 44' Daily Telegraph 'Given that the definitive thriller in 1980's Moscow...
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961)
Movie Watch
Harriman Nelson (Walter Pidgeon) is the creator of a revolutionary nuclear submarine. After testing...
Let's Make Love (1960)
Movie Watch
One of the wealthiest men in the world, Jean-Marc Clement (Yves Montand) is rich in money, but...
Bones- Season 1
TV Season
Bones is a crime procedural show that centers on the successful partnership between socially akward,...
The Drop (2014)
Movie Watch
Bob Saginowski (Tom Hardy) tends bar in his cousin's pub and looks the other way when local mobsters...
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
Movie Watch
Convinced that mutants pose a threat to humanity, Dr. Bolivar Trask (Peter Dinklage) develops the...
The Fault In Our Stars (2014)
Movie Watch
Hazel Grace Lancaster (Shailene Woodley), a 16-year-old cancer patient, meets and falls in love with...