Erika (17788 KP) rated Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) in Movies
May 20, 2018
This film definitely made pirates popular to the extreme, which was alright with me.
The Three Musketeers (2011)
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Steampunk-influenced reimagining of the classic Dumas novel. Country boy D'Artagnan heads off to...
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007)
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Captain Barbossa, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann must sail off the edge of the map, navigate...
Extras - Season 2
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Extras follows the lives of Andy Millman (Gervais), his platonic friend Maggie Jacobs (Ashley...
Hot Guys ABZ: Stay Calm and Look at Us
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A bunch of hot guys in alphabetical order. What else do you need? ABC books are for babies, but this...
David McK (3172 KP) rated Troy (2004) in Movies
Apr 28, 2020
At the time of writing this review (2020), there was actually surprisingly few such films: of the top of my head, I can only really think of "Robin Hood", "Kingdom of Heaven", and this.
With quite a few big names in its cast - Brad Pitt, Sean Bean, Orlando Bloom, Peter O'Toole and Eric Bana to name a few - this retells the story of the siege of Troy (although said siege doesn't seem to last as long as originally told), following Paris (Orlando Bloom) elopement with the wife of Menelaus of Troy (Brendan Gleeson) Helen (Diane Kruger), giving an excuse for Agememnon (a scenery chewing Brian Cox) to go to war against that city.
While this does have some bruising action scenes - the beach landing, and Achilles Vs Hector are my personal favourite - unfortunately large swathes of the film are bogged down by necessary exposition, and I have to say that this version of Helen of Sparta (or Troy) face may be able to launch a dinghy or two, but not the fleet of a thousand ships that she is described as in the original texts (where she is said to be the most beautiful woman in the world).
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
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Blacksmith Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) teams up with eccentric pirate "Captain" Jack Sparrow (Johnny...
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
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Frodo Baggins, a hobbit from the Shire, begins his journey to Mordor to destroy the ancient and...
Lord of the Rings