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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Rebecca Crookshank

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'Happy 17th Birthday Crookshank, how 'bout a cup of SUCK IT THE F**K UP?!'With over 4 million views...

Atlas of Adventures: A Collection of Natural Wonders, Exciting Experiences and Fun Festivities from the Four Corners of the Globe

Lucy Letherland

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Set your spirit of adventure free with this lavishly illustrated trip around the world. Whether...

Maldodor

Comte de Lautréamont,

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Insolent and defiant, the Chants de Maldoror, by the self-styled Comte de Lautréamont (1846-70),...

LoganCrews (2861 KP) rated Happy Feet (2006) in Movies

Sep 3, 2021

Happy Feet (2006)

2006 | Animation, Comedy, Family

6.7

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Gets a pass exclusively on how weird it is - seriously, this thing is bananas. In fact, it's theoretically amazing: a cutesy dancing penguin movie gradually morphs into a surreal trek through racism, religion, existentialism, and environmentalism where Robin Williams has a thick Mexican accent and I'm still not sure how I feel about them giving the lady penguins those pseudo-titty mounds. For all intents and purposes this should be something I sing the praises of as a great, underappreciated freakish gem... but its oddness is all it has, since there's approximately zero emotional thrust to anything else here. Elijah Wood is totally nondescript as Mumble and I don't really care about any of the other characters either; not to mention it has no sense of pacing so the last act comes and goes in an anticlimactic flash. Miller's signature visual kinetic energy is cool as hell at least, but then the story is also utterly naïve - I'm pretty sure a viral video of a bunch of penguins dancing isn't going to stop humans from pillaging their ecosystem. And at this point I know I'm looking too deeply into this shit but in this happy penguin world where singing makes them who they are and keeps them alive or whatever that was all about, is it so hard to fathom that these things should be way less bigoted towards dancing? Like you're all out here jamming to Fat Joe but then tap dancing is where you draw the line? Okay I'm done now, still a nice movie for what is essentially the more eccentric 𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘨 (2016) with not-as-good animation (but better cinematography).