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Hocus Pocus (1993)
Hocus Pocus (1993)
1993 | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A full-tilt ball, I tend to be averse to anything ruminating with *this* much untamed theater kid energy - but Sarah Jessica Parker, Kathy Najimy, and of-fucking-course Bette Midler are 110% off the chain. I admit that the odious 90s stereotypes in this are hard to stomach, but I miss when Disney's live action allowed for such sublime scenery-chewing like this trio of perfect performances instead of Will Smith and some dude tepidly talking about jelly for what feels like an hour. I hate to be that guy, but something this lively just couldn't be recreated from the company today; Kenny Ortega's knack for brilliant practical effects and super impressive CGI for the time today is replaced by plastic visuals and flat soundstages where any sense of fun all but evaporates. Make no mistake, this is still not much more than pure fluff at the end of the day - but Lord it's such a blast. One of the few millennial-worship films I can fully understand the hype for, a delightful cross between ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Œ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ and "The Three Stooges". It's also consistently funny. "I Put A Spell On You" is a bop, and maybe I'm just getting old but the stuff at the end had me genuinely choked up.
  
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Tobin Bell recommended The Descent (2005) in Movies (curated)

 
The Descent (2005)
The Descent (2005)
2005 | Horror

"Letโ€™s do horror. I would say The Descent, which was a film that was, I donโ€™t know, maybe a few years old now. What I like about the first 45 minutes of the film is they develop the characters and the relationships between these women who are going to descend into this cave in the latter part of the film, and thatโ€™s where the horror and the mayhem starts to happen. But they give the time to draw you into the lives of these women, and so as a result, you care about them by the end of the film. I thought that was an accomplishment for a horror film. It also has one of the scariest scenes Iโ€™ve seen in a long time. They have these monsters down in the cave that are done with special effects ? green screen or however the hell they do it, CGI ? but thereโ€™s a scene where one of the girls, who now you care about, crawls through a tunnel and gets trapped in this space thatโ€™s too small, and she canโ€™t move forward and she canโ€™t move back. Talk about simple, but horrifying if youโ€™re claustrophobic in any way. Really, really well shot and really well played."

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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
1977 | Fantasy, Sci-Fi

"Probably everybody has that on their list. [Star Wars] came out and I just finished my sophomore year at CalArts. The May of โ€™77, saw it opening weekend at the Chinese Theatre. It worked in so many ways, but one of the things personally [that] was so inspiring [was] how it entertained an audience to a new level. I was there with a packed audience. I waited six hours. Towards the climax, when Luke is in the X-Wing and heโ€™s going down the trench, I was just shaking I was so excited. And Iโ€™d never seen an audience so excited. First of all, it was everybody, from kids to adults, teenagers. Everybody was going crazy for this film. The quality of the storytelling, where itโ€™s one foot in sort of the past and one foot in the future, I was so impressed by that. I came out and said, โ€œThatโ€™s what I want to do with animation.โ€ Many of my friends left animation [because of Star Wars] and went to actual special effects. At that time, animation was thought of just for kids. I saw this and said, โ€œNo, no, I want to entertain audiences.โ€ Thatโ€™s all I think about when I make my movies."

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Night and Fog in Japan (1960)
Night and Fog in Japan (1960)
1960 | Drama
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"An early work by Resnais. Itโ€™s only a half hour long, but Iโ€™ve not seen a film of any length that matches it in emotional resonance.โ€จ It transcends the documentary form. I saw it around the time I first saw The Night of the Hunter, in the late fifties, and I was about to film my first documentary. Night and Fog begins with a beautiful color landscape beneath a blue sky. The camera cranes down to reveal a long stretch of barbed wire, followed by shots of vast fields overgrown with tall grass, trees, and wildflowers. The camera tracks slowly across the placid landscape, dotted with abandoned red brick buildings that could have been warehouses or barns; then a sudden shock cut to black-and-white footage of victims of the Holocaust. The long, tracking color shots of the killing fields of Auschwitz and Majdanek, only ten years after the end of the Second World War, are intercut with horrific black-and-white shots of piles of dead bodies, rooms filled with womenโ€™s hair, and personal effects. A dry, dispassionate narration is heard throughout, written by Jean Cayrol, a survivor of the camps. Night and Fog is one of Resnaisโ€™ first โ€œmemoryโ€ films and points the way to his later masterpieces, Hiroshima mon amour and . . ."

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LoganCrews (2861 KP) rated Planet Terror (2007) in Movies

Sep 20, 2020 (Updated Sep 20, 2020)  
Planet Terror (2007)
Planet Terror (2007)
2007 | Action, Comedy, Horror
*Examining mutilated corpse*
"๐˜“๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ-๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ"
"๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ?"
"๐˜•๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ."

A nasty, gushing open wound of a movie - real gnarly dirtbag exploitation on display and easily one of the dopest film heroines ever put on screen. The American military as a grotesque, deformed monster of its former self - shambling around causing havoc in its wake, using its past achievements to justify its new warped existence. Also cool lady has machine gun for leg. Plants its sickness firmly into the ground before the zombies even start showing up, and then we get those reliably exemplary Nicotero effects - and they sure aren't afraid to use them. Dear God almighty is there a *lot* of blood, pus, rotting flesh, and guts in this and it all looks top-notch. Even by this genre's standards this leans hard into depraved splatfest mode. The last thirty minutes are seriously some of the best that cinema has ever created - and every Tarantino scene is the sort of masterclass revolting slime that makes you feel physically sick. The type of movie Rodriguez was born to direct - orgasmically evocative of the ๐˜ ๐˜š๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜Ž๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ era of gorecore films while also totally remaining its own thing with a formidable vigor and sense of self. Prestige filth.
  
Species II (1998)
Species II (1998)
1998 | Mystery, Sci-Fi
4
4.8 (5 Ratings)
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Species II adds more of everything that made the first one such a success, but unfortunately with lesser results.

It obviously has a bigger budget this time around, the spaceships in the opening shots look pretty decent (even if they are plastered with product placement), it's has noticeably more gore, more nudity, more tentacles flying out of nipples, more Marg Helgenberger, more full body shots of the aliens, but have no doubt, this sequel is the epitome of guilty pleasure trash - it's obviously a bad film, but is so much goddam fun.
The bad CGI is a slight improvement on the first film, but I can respect the numerous practical effects in use, and the aliens seen near the end look both silly and quite horrific (good old H.R. Giger). The dialogue leaves a lot to be desired, but when you have lines like "They could fuck the human race into extinction" being thrown around, it hard to not ironically enjoy yourself.

Ultimately, Species II is a worse film than it's predecessor (which is hardly a masterpiece in the first place) but it's loud, dumb, gory, sci-fi action that equates to that age old saying - it's so bad, it's kind of good.
  
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Xanderath (690 KP) rated the Xbox 360 version of Borderlands 2 in Video Games

Aug 25, 2019  
Borderlands 2
Borderlands 2
Shooter
Characters, story, comedy, torgue....EXPLOSSSSIOOOONS (0 more)
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One of the best, if not the best, shooter i have ever played. Ive replayed this game many times and never get bored. Great characters with a great story, propel you through the game at an appropriate pace while allowing the choice of side questing or not. i recommend side questing because theyre all great. My favourite characters are Zero and Krieg for the random outbursts of hilarity. So Handsome Jack is the main antagonist and throughout the game were taught to hate him more and more for the horrendous things he has done, which makes the final fight with him all the sweeter because you feel like you have defeated a monster. The dlc for this game was also incredibly good and added a great many hours of content. the replayability with the different characters is always a bonus and there are three different modes to keep the challenge real. The weapons are great and some have hilarious effects. I have to give this game 10/10 because i have played hundreds of hours on it and never been disappointed. Gearbox took their niche with borderlands, expanded it and made it an absolute legend cant wait for more installments.
  
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LeftSideCut (3778 KP) rated Man of Steel (2013) in Movies

Aug 29, 2019 (Updated Oct 25, 2019)  
Man of Steel (2013)
Man of Steel (2013)
2013 | Action, Sci-Fi
At the time of it's release, I was absolutely buzzing for Man of Steel. One of the most iconic comic book characters of all time, being overseen by the man who directed 300 and Watchmen (I've even got a huge soft spot for Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead).

This first entry into the DCEU was a pretty enjoyable spectacle for the most part, and as it stands, is my personal highpoint of the up and down franchise.

The first half carries a more serious tone, as we're given the most brooding Superman to date. I actually enjoyed watching Clark Kent go about his life, and don't find it as boring as a lot of people.

The second half is pretty much all action. I'll start off here by saying that the CGI and effects used in MoS are pretty solid - definitely better than any of the DC movies that have followed.
It's an absolute spectacle for sure, although the climatic battle does tread dangerously close to Transformers levels of dumb destruction.
It just about gets away with it though, and tops off a gorgeous looking movie nicely.

Not too bad at all, it's a damn shame the quality didn't stick. (Fingers crossed for Joker though!)
  
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Andy K (10821 KP) Aug 31, 2019

Man of Steel got it all right. Still can't believe this was not a massive hit with audiences and critics.

    Elven Runes

    Elven Runes

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    These Elven Runes are a set of runes focused on the energies and powers of the four basic elements:...