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Tim McGuire (301 KP) rated Martyrs (2008) in Movies

Sep 6, 2019

Martyrs (2008)

2008 | Drama, Horror

7.5

(10 Ratings)

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Sick, twisted... Great

1. Martyrs. A sick depraved film, in other words, it was great! Those French bastards strike again! I love that it had an intro from the director apologizing and thanking you for watching his film.From where it begins to where it ends it one crazy fun filled adventure... About a girl, Lucie who escapes the clutches of an evil couple that likes to torture young women, from there she meets Anna, and become very close friends, 15 years pass, and Lucie has tracked down the couple who tortured her and well, you can guess... Lucie also hallucinates just a tad in the form of a woman who was also being held captive... From that point on things get just a little nuts, in a totally good way of course!! What a way to end the countdown, with a pretty sweet sick movie... Acting was superb, felt everything was real, as nasty as it was lol!! But if sick n twisted is your game, and I bet it is, check it out!!! Filmbufftim on FB.

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Lee KM Pallatina (951 KP) rated Van Helsing (2004) in Movies

Aug 19, 2019

Van Helsing (2004)

2004 | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

6.8

(87 Ratings)

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Occasional under acting via dialogue. (0 more)

The original beginning of the Dark Universe

In the early 2000s we saw a drop in great movies, even good ones and was left with the occasional sleeper hit and the obvious box office hits.

In 2004 universal released 'Van Helsing', with pretty decent promoting, and some neat casting with rising stars Hugh Jackman & Kate Beckinsale at the helm - with Richard Roxburgh as Dracula (also Robbie Coltrane as Mr Hyde)

The Story:
Van Helsing is on a mission from God, to rid evil from the world. After a 'paris job' goes wrong, Helsing returns to the Vatican to be briefed on this next assignment which sees helsing and his ally and friar named carl heading to Transylvania, to hunt down and kill count Dracula.
Joining forces with a Gypsy Princess named Anna who also seeks to kill Dracula in order to break her family's curse before her bloodline ends allowing her family to enter the kindom of heaven.

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Dungelot: Shattered Lands

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"A brilliant roguelike with a finger in a load of genres that gets the balance just right." - 9/10...

Micromon

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Micromon is now FREE to play! Please check out NEXOMON for your next epic monster capture adventure...

The Battle of Polytopia

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The Battle of Polytopia is a turn based strategic adventure. It's a game about ruling the world,...

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Beat the Boss 3 (17+)

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『Beat The Boss 17+』 is the extreme version of Beat The Boss 3. NOT SUITABLE for children and...

Great White Shark Attack Sim

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An angry white shark is the most dangerous animal on this planet. This is your chance to live the...

Game Net for - Overcooked

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The Onion Kingdom is in danger and only the finest cooking can save it! In Overcooked players must...

Awix (3310 KP) rated The Last Witch Hunter (2015) in Movies

Apr 16, 2020 (Updated Apr 16, 2020)

The Last Witch Hunter (2015)

2015 | Action, Fantasy

6.2

(28 Ratings)

Movie Rating

Here we go again. Lumbering action-fantasy stomper based - I kid you not - on one of Vin Diesel's Dungeons & Dragons games. Mediaeval warrior Kaulder (spelt with a K presumably because it's kooler, a principle I will be observing karefully in this review) battles the Evil Witch Queen and is kursed with immortality. What ensues is basically Highlander meets Hellboy meets Harry Potter meets Blade meets Men in Black: mysteriously, this film attempts to pinch the best bits of all those films and ends up seeming worse than any of them.

Plodding script is largely to blame, also the fact that Vin basically just does his routine smirking-swaggering-smug performance for most of the film. Usual excess of CGI doesn't help the situation much either. Michael Kaine (look how kool I've made him seem) somehow manages to emerge with dignity, but he's about the only one. Lazy film-making in virtually every way that matters (although it scrapes another point for the moment when Vin Diesel dolphins a giant wooden insect). Are they really still planning a sequel? Kount me out.