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The Cat Lady
Video Game
The Cat Lady is an indie psychological horror graphic adventure video game developed by Harvester...
Cat Lady Indie point and click horror dark mental illness

Boyhood (2014)
Movie Watch
Filmed over 12 years with the same cast, Richard Linklater's BOYHOOD is a groundbreaking story of...

Andy Bell recommended The B-52's by The B-52's in Music (curated)

Aurora recommended track American Beauty by Thomas Newman in American Beauty: Original Motion Picture Score by Thomas Newman in Music (curated)

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Stopping the Noise in Your Head: The New Way to Overcome Anxiety and Worry
Book
"So many of us live with a constant soundtrack of worry. This brilliant new book knows exactly how...

A Sweet, Wild Note: What We Hear When the Birds Sing
Book
Birdsong is woven into our culture, our emotions, our landscape; it is the soundtrack to our world....

LeftSideCut (3776 KP) rated Jonah Hex (2010) in Movies
Feb 28, 2021
A recent re-watch of Jonah Hex went something like this:
- a lot of stuff happened before that title card that it's already incoherent
- wait, Michael Fassbender is in this?
- I can't see what's happening
- ah sweet, it's the dude from Mastodon.
- wait, Will Arnett is in this?
- Megan Fox really drew the short straw on a lot of her movie projects
- is that Michael Shannon!?
- ah sweet, it's the dude from John Wick.
- wait, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in this!?
- once again, couldn't see what the fuck was happening because of the piss poor lighting, but Jonah Hex is nearly dead again, apparently.
- Ah cool, here's a mid-runtime action heavy sequence, still can't tell what's happening.
- wait....nope, it's over.
Christ, this movie is a blurry mess that's impressively hard to follow considering its short runtime. I love the Jonah Hex comics, I tend to enjoy Josh Brolin and John Malkovich, how is this such a trainwreck?
That Mastodon soundtrack is badass though.
- a lot of stuff happened before that title card that it's already incoherent
- wait, Michael Fassbender is in this?
- I can't see what's happening
- ah sweet, it's the dude from Mastodon.
- wait, Will Arnett is in this?
- Megan Fox really drew the short straw on a lot of her movie projects
- is that Michael Shannon!?
- ah sweet, it's the dude from John Wick.
- wait, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in this!?
- once again, couldn't see what the fuck was happening because of the piss poor lighting, but Jonah Hex is nearly dead again, apparently.
- Ah cool, here's a mid-runtime action heavy sequence, still can't tell what's happening.
- wait....nope, it's over.
Christ, this movie is a blurry mess that's impressively hard to follow considering its short runtime. I love the Jonah Hex comics, I tend to enjoy Josh Brolin and John Malkovich, how is this such a trainwreck?
That Mastodon soundtrack is badass though.

Justin Long recommended Boogie Nights (1997) in Movies (curated)
