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Kafka on the Shore

Haruki Murakami

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Kafka on the Shore follows the fortunes of two remarkable characters. Kafka Tamura runs away from...

Mr. Glamour

Richard Godwin

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Something dark is preying on the glitz of the glamour set. DCI Jackson Flare and Inspector Mandy...

Cosmos

Witold Gombrowicz and Danuta Borchardt

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Milan Kundera called Witold Gombrowicz one of the great novelists of our century. His most famous...

Hello America

Ben Marcus and J.G. Ballard

7.0 (1 Ratings) Rate It

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A terrifying vision of the future from one of the twentieth century's most renowned writers - J. G....

The Bone Collector (1999)

7.6 (8 Ratings) Rate It

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He takes his victims' lives and leaves behind mysterious pieces of a bizarre puzzle. And the only...

LeftSideCut (3776 KP) rated Halloween: Resurrection (2002) in Movies

May 16, 2021

Fair play, Halloween Resurrection is not an easy watch for a whole fistful of reasons. Terrible dialogue, boderline-offensive quick edits, a ill advised attempt and mixing in found footage, the forced nature of pretty much every plot point, the bizarre cold open where Laurie fucking KISSES Michael before being unceremoniously knifed out of the remaining 80 minutes. Honestly, Busta Rhymes roundhouse kicking Michael in the face whilst making innapropriate "Kung Fu" noises is probably the best bit.
The movie threatens to become entertaining for approximately 40 seconds following the excruciatingly annoying characters realisation that they're in danger, and the obligatory final-girl chase is ok, but that's ruined by Mr Rhymes returning to save the day whilst shitting out terrible one liners. Did Busta fund this thing or something?

Rick Rosenthal's return to the series is a far cry from the far superior Halloween II. Just an abhorrently crap film all round.