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Awix (3310 KP) rated Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) in Movies

Feb 12, 2018

The Way to a Man's Heart is through his Sex Dungeon

Crushingly predictable glossy romance in which a shy everygirl manages to win the heart of a handsome, wealthy man, with regular sequences of soft-core humping included in an attempt to disguise how formulaic it all is.

Manages the surprising trick of making bondage seem quite dull; I found my attention wandering, and wondering who it was that kept Mr Grey's sex dungeon so shiny clean - has his cleaner also signed an NDA? Essentially hobbled as a piece of erotica by the fact that, in the end, this is still a mainstream film and so there are certain things they can't show. In the end this really has all the sizzling erotic frisson of a game of dominoes with Jacob Rees-Mogg. Extra point knocked off for the fact it doesn't bother with a proper climax (so to speak), choosing to leave that for the inevitable sequel.

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Wrench in the Engine (Galaxia Pirates #3)

A.M. Halford

8.0 (1 Ratings) Rate It

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Steven, the head mechanic of the pirate ship Galaxia, is frustrated that he is unable to repair the...

Science_Fiction Erotic Romance M_M

Darkness Falls

Keri Arthur

8.0 (1 Ratings) Rate It

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The search for the last key to the gates of hell has begun. Risa Jones is in more danger than ever -...

Leanne Crabtree (480 KP) rated One to Hold (One to Hold, #1) in Books

Jan 12, 2021

Contains spoilers, click to show

When I downloaded this I thought it was going to be a new adult book but it isn't, it's a contemporary erotic romance with characters in their thirties.

Nevertheless I enjoyed the book, how the first half or so is based at the spa retreat and the next 40% (it finishes around the 90& mark) is based back wherever she comes from. The difference between her life at home and the tranquillity of the spa is so different and I have to admit I felt sorry for her, though I don't want to spoilt it for those who haven't read it as to why.

I liked Derek from the first moment he's mentioned, maybe it's the way he looks at her from across the bar and seduces her within a handful of pages

It's hard to write a good review of this book when if I talk about the last half of it, I'll spoil it...

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AJaneClark (3975 KP) rated Pucked Off (Pucked #5) in Books

May 30, 2020

Pucked Off (Pucked #5)

Helena Hunting | 2017 | Erotica, Humor & Comedy, Romance

8.0

(1 Ratings)

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Pucked Off is the story of the sweet and haunted Lance and sports physio Poppy. Lance met Poppy when he was at his lowest, recovering not only from a sports injury playing ice hockey, but also when he was struggling to recover from the emotional abuse that seemed to follow him through his life.

Whilst this is predominantly part of a comical and erotic driven romance series, there is something sweet about this edition to the series. It allows this kind genuine man, surrounded by his "family" of ice hockey players and their partners,getting the girl of his dreams, a girl who will nurture and support him even on his darkest days. But will it be smooth running? Will it be a happy ending?

Helena Hunting again demonstrates her sense of humour and wickedness with Pucked Off, leaving the reader in stitches whilst their heart melts. Really enjoyed this story and couldn't think of a cuter pair!