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The Chocolate Lady (94 KP) rated Evevingland: Stories in Books

Oct 5, 2020

Michael Knight's a collection of short stories gives us the flavor of the many attributes of the city Mobile Alabama and a taste of some of its varied inhabitants, with some wild weather (both literally and figuratively) thrown in for good measure. See what I thought of these stories in my review of "Eveningland" here. https://tcl-bookreviews.com/2017/03/26/mobile-stories/

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Father of the Bride: Part II (1995)

5.6 (5 Ratings) Rate It

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Just when George Banks (Steve Martin) has gotten used to his daughter, Annie (Kimberly Williams),...

Father of the Bride (1991)

7.3 (8 Ratings) Rate It

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George Banks (Steve Martin) and his wife, Nina (Diane Keaton), are the proud parents of Annie...

Damages - Season 2

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The Color Out of Space (2010)

6.0 (1 Ratings) Rate It

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A boy, looking for his missing father, travels to Germany and uncovers a haunting legacy that a...

Moonraker (1979)

6.4 (21 Ratings) Rate It

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Eleventh Bond movie sees Roger Moore's 007 pursue space-obsessed villain Michael Lonsdale through...

LeftSideCut (3778 KP) rated Jonah Hex (2010) in Movies

Feb 28, 2021

Jonah Hex (2010)

2010 | Action, Drama, Horror

5.1

(13 Ratings)

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A recent re-watch of Jonah Hex went something like this:

- a lot of stuff happened before that title card that it's already incoherent
- wait, Michael Fassbender is in this?
- I can't see what's happening
- ah sweet, it's the dude from Mastodon.
- wait, Will Arnett is in this?
- Megan Fox really drew the short straw on a lot of her movie projects
- is that Michael Shannon!?
- ah sweet, it's the dude from John Wick.
- wait, Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in this!?
- once again, couldn't see what the fuck was happening because of the piss poor lighting, but Jonah Hex is nearly dead again, apparently.
- Ah cool, here's a mid-runtime action heavy sequence, still can't tell what's happening.
- wait....nope, it's over.

Christ, this movie is a blurry mess that's impressively hard to follow considering its short runtime. I love the Jonah Hex comics, I tend to enjoy Josh Brolin and John Malkovich, how is this such a trainwreck?

That Mastodon soundtrack is badass though.