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After marrying a man from the Upper East Side and moving to the neighbourhood, Wednesday Martin...

It's All About the Bike: The Pursuit of Happiness on Two Wheels
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Robert Penn's It's All About the Bike: The Pursuit of Happiness on Two Wheels is a paean to the...

Glow (Sky Chasers, #1)
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Word Search - Modern Crosswords Puzzle Game
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A Different Kind of Weather: A Memoir
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'Why did you go into politics in the first place?' A question that former Cabinet minister has found...

Banged Up: Doing Time in Britain's Toughest Jails
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The wartime double agent with a transmitter in his cell to contact suffragettes; the doctor hanged...

Funnybones
Allan Ahlberg and Janet Ahlberg
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The classic and beloved Funnybones by children's book superstars Janet and Allan Ahlberg. In this,...

Audrey the 60s
David Wills and Stephen Schmidt
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Audrey Hepburn charmed cinema audiences in the 1950s as a new type of screen presence - gamine,...

LoganCrews (2861 KP) rated Foodfight! (2012) in Movies
Sep 21, 2020
Anti-cinema. Furry propaganda that bastardizes random corporate logos into hideous background characters for a crude mixture of ripoff film noir, shit-looking ๐๐ฐ๐บ ๐๐ต๐ฐ๐ณ๐บ and... the Nazi Party? Sort of genius. But also the most compact measurable example of going through the Kรผbler-Ross five stages of grief. The best thing you can do with butt-ugly, endlessly questionable, ultra-filtered garbaggio like this is not to futilely attempt to reject its offerings into the minds of twisted, twisted individuals - but to fully embrace and accept it as a tonic, to make you feel better about yourself. One big hilariously bad sexual thrust of a children's film that isn't - in any capacity - suitable for children; at one point there's an extended 'steamy' dance routine where Dex Dogtective and Lady X strongly attempt to both fuck *and* kill each other at the same time. Horrible, half-finished food puns like "Let's strawberry jam outta here" and "Frankly my dear, I don't give a Spam" spin back into some kind of stupid subversion. Cold, lifeless, perturbing eyes staring back at you with an ominous silence that makes one want to crawl out of their own skin (pretty sure this triggered my fight-or-flight response multiple times over). Also the last 30 minutes is a sustained barrage of disgustingly rendered CGI puss. A closer experience to ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ ๐๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐๐ช๐ฆ than it thinks.

Untamed
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Part inspiration, part memoir, Untamed explores the joy and peace we discover when we stop striving...