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Matthew Krueger (10051 KP) rated Far Cry (2008) in Movies

Jun 25, 2019  
Far Cry (2008)
Far Cry (2008)
2008 | Action, Drama
1
2.5 (2 Ratings)
Movie Rating
Far from the source materal, get it. This movie just got burned
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Anethor uwe boll film, when will this man learn that you cant direct a movie based off of a video game. Far cry more like far from the source material. Thank god uwe boll has stop directing movies based off of video games. When is the last time you heard about uwe bolll. Answer is since 2005. Oh when he boxes his critics. So again 2005.

Dont watch this movie or any of his other films cause their suck.
  
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Dean (6921 KP) rated Alone in the Dark (2005) in Movies

Dec 9, 2018  
Alone in the Dark (2005)
Alone in the Dark (2005)
2005 | Action, Horror
2
3.8 (9 Ratings)
Movie Rating
Everything (0 more)
Another awful Uwe Boll Film
This is really bad, nothing like the games at all. Has some well known faces and the opening 10mins are pretty good with some cool SFX. After that though it becomes an Aliens rip off that is no where near as good!
  
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Matthew Krueger (10051 KP) rated In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006) in Movies

Nov 15, 2019  
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006)
2006 | Action, Classics, Sci-Fi
1
3.5 (4 Ratings)
Movie Rating
Nope
Why oh god why, why does this movie excist, why did this happen, who thought of this oh no Uwe Boll!!! Two words you dont want to hear. Two awful words that are so bad, you cant say it three times. Anyways thanks Uwe Boll for this film. I have a question, well many, but one is why do talented actors sign up for his films, why does anyone sign up to do a film with him? You have actors like Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds who are all talented actors waisted for this film.

The Plot: As war looms in an idyllic kingdom, a man named Farmer (Jason Statham) begins a heroic quest to find his kidnapped wife (Claire Forlani) and avenge their son, who was murdered by horrible warriors called Krugs. Meanwhile, villainous Gallian (Ray Liotta) sends his evil army to overthrow the rightful king (Burt Reynolds) and steal the throne.

Dont watch this film, dont watch any uwe boll films their are torturious.