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The Producers (2005)
The Producers (2005)
2005 | Comedy, Musical
If I had never seen the original, this may have been decent
No question that the original 1968 film is one of the greatest comedies of all time. Anyone who's seen the original is going to have a hard time not comparing this film to the original. As soon as this movie started, I knew I was in trouble. Let's just say that Nathan Lane & Matthew Broderick don't even come close to Zero Mostel & Gene Wilder. But it doesn't stop there. There is nobody in this film that is better than anyone in the original film. I realize they needed people that could not only act, but sing & in some cases, dance. But one cannot look at the first 10 minutes of the film & think, "Those are the worst impressions of Mostel & Wilder I've ever seen." Broderick is the hardest to look at. He just doesn't come off as natural when he becomes hysterical or when he's explaining things to Bialystock. Nathan Lane fares better, but somehow the jokes come out very stale & unfunny.

Some of my favorite jokes from the original are just awful in this film. For example, in the original, Max says, "Well, you know what they say; smile & the world smiles with you." He then turns & looks into the camera & says, "This man should be in a straight-jacket." Crossing the 4th wall works so well. Yet, in this film, Lane says the line to a statue. During the out-takes on the DVD, we see Lane deliver the line to the camera, ala Mostel. But he stops, realizing that he's not supposed to do it the same way as Zero, but the new, lamer version. The Hitler tryouts are also ruined in comparison to the original. In the original, the man singing "Have You Ever Heard the German Band", points to the piano player & orders, "You Vill Play It!" Hilarious. In this one the same character turns & say, "Play the song, please." or something weak like that. And finally, when the man (who has become a mentally challenged man for this film) goes to sing "The Little Wooden Boy", he goes into a stupid little dance, & when he is just about to start, the director yells, "Next!" Nowhere near as funny as the original, where we see a man so sure of himself & so confident get ready to sing & then is cut off with the much funnier, "Thank you!" More problems arise with the changing of the story from the original. The main change is the omission of LSD (Dick Shawn's character). I heard they removed him as a hippie wouldn't work today. So, instead of just making him something other than a hippie, let's get rid of him & throw the character of Franz in there. Doesn't work. Then, when the play is finally put on, the director, a very homosexual Roger DeBris, comes out & sings, creating an obviously gay Hitler. And the audience then loves the show. How weak. There are other changes too, none of them good.

Now, let's get to the good points of this film. Some of the original songs are pretty good. Broderick redeems his bad acting for some good singing & dancing. Even Will Ferrel does a pretty good job. I can't say the same for Uma Thurman though, as her song is annoying & screechy! There are some funny parts in the movie, & they are all new to the story as all the original jokes fall flat (even without comparison). But there are not enough of the funny parts to save this film.

I can see how some may like the Broadway aspect of this film & I myself might have if the film itself didn't stink on the whole. So, I'll stick to the original film, this film had no reason to be made & now that I have seen it, it had no reason to be watched either.
  
Arrival (2016)
Arrival (2016)
2016 | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi
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Another Alien movie
Hard to give it better than a 7 however the story idea was kind of original. I am an amy Adams fan so she makes it worth while
  
F-Zero
F-Zero
Racing
The Falcon! (3 more)
Amazing Graphics for the Time
Spawned Some Amazing Sequels
Inspired a Whole Racing Sub-genre
The F-Zero Series is Currently on Ice (0 more)
The Original High-Speed Anti-grav Racer
  
The Silent Wife
The Silent Wife
A.S.A. Harrison | 2014 | Fiction & Poetry
7
5.7 (6 Ratings)
Book Rating
Thrilling (1 more)
Unexpected
Not convincing (0 more)
Real disturbing story of a marriage gone bad. It's has similarities to Gone Girl but it still very original. Not entirely the most sound story but it works.
  
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Mattia Gagliardi (14 KP) rated You're Next (2013) in Movies

Jun 4, 2019 (Updated Jun 4, 2019)  
You're Next (2013)
You're Next (2013)
2013 | Drama, Horror, Mystery
The second part is quite entertaining (2 more)
Over the top and funny moments
Good movie to riff with friends
Uninteresting characters (2 more)
Meaningless plot twist
Nothing really original
Entertaining if you watch with friends
  
Harvest Dice
Harvest Dice
2017 | Dice Game, Farming
A great, ligt game that fills its niche perfectly. A must own for fans of the genre.
Original Rating: 4.5/5
Reviewer: Tony Mastrangeli (BoardGameQuest.com)


Read review: https://www.boardgamequest.com/harvest-dice-review/
  
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
2017 | Fantasy, Musical, Romance
I was originally skeptical of this movie but my fears were put at ease within minutes of starting the movie. Very well done, great graphics and excellent attention to the original storyline.
  
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Beauty and the Beast (2017)
2017 | Fantasy, Musical, Romance
A really good remake. The actors are really good. They changed a few things but all in all it still encompasses the magic of the original and my kids love watching it.